Caution: the post you are about to read is morbid.
Today as I skimmed Costco’s email ad and noticed an Electronic Cigarette. What the H.E. double hockey sticks is that you say?!

According to the advertisment, “…NJOYâ„¢Cigarettes are a fantastic alternative to traditional cigarettes. They can be legally smoked in bars, restaurants, the work place, and even TSA approved for airports.” They are battery opperated thingys that deliver nicotine, but without the second hand smoke.
You should also know that this product, “…contains nicotine, a chemical known to the State of California to cause birth defects or other reproductive harm.”
Rest assured my friends, Costco also sells wheel chairs for when lung cancer and emphysema patients no longer have the lung capacity to breath while walking.

Then when the person in the chair is no longer breathing due to one too many cigarettes (battery operated and traditional cigs), Costco provides beautiful caskets.

Moral of the story: Don’t smoke & shop at Costco.
Live long and prosper,
Rizzle