Because while there are probably 100 random things about myself, I can only think up 14.
1. I tried on the actual pair of Prada pumps Anne Hathaway wore in The Devil Wears Prada. Anne has smaller feet than me.
2. I called into a radio show when the topic was “Pet Peeves” and discussed a few of my many pet peeves on national radio.
3. I had perfect attendance from third through ninth grade.
4. I told a vice principal on a teacher who threw a kid out of his seat onto the floor for not turning in his homework. We never saw that teacher again.
5. I fainted in one of my college classes and was taken away by an ambulance. I later heard from classmates that the teacher was so sad when I left he gave something that sounded like a eulogy for me. Turns out I was one of his favorites.
6. By now you realize I was a kiss ass and was a very good student.
7. I worked at a bank for three years and was never robbed. That same bank has been robbed twice in the last year. I’m glad I switched professions.
8. Traveling always depletes my savings. Like many corporations, I am banning travel for the foreseeable future.
9. In elementary school I wanted to be a pediatrician. In high school I wanted to be an English teacher. In college I majored in business and now work in High Tech.
10. I enjoy working out, but hate eating right.
11. My guilty pleasure is Starbucks and reading blogs.
12. Fashion magazines make my heart sing.
13. When I have kids, I’m going to train them to take out the garbage and do dishes so I don’t have to. Age two isn’t too young, right?
14. After studying the Food Network, the Martha Stewart Show and cookbooks, I consider myself a well versed home cook.
-Rizzle
