My sister attended a wedding last night and brought home the fanciest, most well thought out wedding favor ever. This favor kicks Jordan Almonds ass and cracks personalized CDs into a million pieces. My mom is going to leave a comment about my swearing. But I really had to use that word to fully demonstrate how serious I am about what I am about to show you. 
How cute is this? The suitcase is complete with a guide book of Carmel, a map of local restaurants, 2 water bottles, a bottle of aspirin (probably in case the music at the reception was too loud…I’m sure this had nothing to do with the open bar), body wash, lotion, truffles, cookies, coffee, almonds more chocolates tissues with wedding bells on them, tea and a small bottle of air freshener (maybe they served beans as part of the main course?). The tag attached to the outside says “We’re glad you’re here to share in our day…here’s some goodies to help in your stay! – Sarah and Brian”. 
During the course of writing this post, I have eaten the almonds, three truffles and have moisturized my hands and arms with the lotion. If I were a wedding crasher, I would have crashed this one for the favor alone.
