Rizzle

Not too long ago I invested in a fantastic pair of noise cancelling earphones . Yes, they were expensive. Well, to some 100 bucks isn’t much, but to me that’s a small fortune. These earphones are now my savior. I reach for them out of my backpack daily. I don’t automatically grab for them to listen to music each day. I grab for them when I start to hear awful cubical noises. Noises like this:

Please do us all a favor and take your allergy problems to the restroom, eat your lunch in the break room and groom yourself at home in your bathroom.

Thank you speech: “I’d like to thank Sirius Satellite Radio and iTunes for getting me through each work day. I’d also like to thank Creative for creating a phenomenal pair of headphones. Last, but certainly not least, I’d like to thank my family for annoying me for so many years and making me oh, so sensitive and intolerant of any sort of obnoxious noise”